Pinoy Pick up lines Craze

Tagalog pick-up lines, the witty, cheesy, and funny lines at that, are circulating all over all sorts of media. Chances are, you have already encountered a lot of these cheesy tagalog pinoy pick up lines, either received via SMS or as a comment over at your Facebook account. And the accommodation that we have for these cheesy tagalog pick up lines have been with a certain welcoming warmth with varying degrees since it started proliferating like a virtual virus. And so far, it seems to be in the same path of local social acceptance.

A lot of Tagalog pick-up lines have been generated in a more creative way as time and technology advances. Of course most of these new pick-up lines made, although fashioned using the same formula, have gotten cheesier and cheesier. And the cheesier it gets the more funny it becomes, it seems. And of course, there’s a certain subgenre which involves really lewd ones, but would make you, well, fall off your seat laughing.

Here are few lines you might not have heard of yet:

Well, nag-Smart na ako ngayon. Kasi pag Globe ako, you always turn it upside down.

Hi. Napansin ko kasi ang galing mo sa Algebra class natin. Patulong naman? Paki substitute naman yung X ko oh?

Buti na lang wala na masyado MMDA nagkalat ngayon. Kasi youre driving me crazy.

Excuse me, Canon ka ba? Nikon? Pentax? Napapangiti kasi ako ng wala sa oras pag napapatingin ka.

Hi. Papicture naman tayo oh. Dont worry hindi ko gagawing primary sa facebook. Ipapakita ko lang kay sana Santa what exactly I want for Christmas.

Excuse me, may kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? Either, sira na talaga relo ko or humihinto talaga oras pag dumadaaan ka.

Di ba sabi mo, namamahalan ka na sa renta mo sa condo mo? I-give up mo na kasi, libre ka naman tumira sa puso ko.

Kapag kasama kita sa marathon hindi na ko tatakbo. Maglakad nalang tayo kasi kasama ko na naman na yung Finish Line.

Hi, maniningil na pala ako ng registration fee from now on ha? Araw araw na lang kasi may nagma-marathon ka sa isip ko.

Parang flag ceremony parati ang drama ko pag napapadaan ka; Napapatigil ako. Napapahawak pa ako sa puso ko at napapakanta.

Excuse me, may change ka sa P20. Kasi sabi ng nanay ko sa Dubai tawagan ko daw agad sya pag nakita ko na yung babaeng papakasalan ko.

LRT ba or MRT ang kailangan ko i-take para mabilis ako makarating sa puso mo?

Im sorry kung ang lonely ng feeling mo dahil sakin. Bilhan na lang kita ng Shih Tzu para may kasama ka na sa puso ko?

The advent of cellphones and the continued advancement and growing easy accessibility to owning one, or more, has greatly contributed to the apparent success of these Tagalog pick-up lines. And with the increasing penchant and the seeming dependence that we have with social networking sites like, Facebook or Twitter, Tagalog pick-up lines will continue to proliferate. Newer pick-up lines, and re-imagined version will continue to make us feel the “kilig” all over again, and at the same time make us fall out of our seat laughing.

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